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Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy
wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner
by Fuck_me_daddy69 😩 April 15, 2023
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
Time to take the snails for a long walk...
by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013
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The snail

The snail is reffering to a common meme hipothetical, where you are proposed a deal:

Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.

In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.
(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-
by QQQZZZJJJ April 14, 2025
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Snailing

When a woman takes her vagina on him/her and drags it from the forehead on to the chin leaving a trail just like snail
Friend : ohh he’s cute I would love to fuck him
Female: girl I’m trying to go snailing all over him
by Jayjjuciy February 5, 2020
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Snail

Hey Joe that Mustang has a big snail sticking out of the grill, I don’t think your stock Corvette will stand a chance.
by tony330tc2 April 20, 2021
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muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 9, 2023
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