Smoking with your dick

When you just feel like you have to smoke an L and you go into your back yard or nearby park (usually on a school day) and you blaze up alone. But then you realize that you have your dick with you and it's all good.

It was Wednesday afternoon and I just couldn't wait until Friday night so I called some friends to hit and L with me but they were doing homework so I went over to that park around the corner and wound up just smoking with my dick. It was pretty chill.

Guy 1: Smoking with your dick is lame. You have nothing to do when you're high!
Guy 2: Are you joking?

by fuzzy473 October 21, 2009

panty smacking

When two adult males sit around gossiping like a couple of Junior High School girls. Can sometimes be accompanied by giggling.

I wonder if G. Bush and D. Cheney drink diet soda while panty smacking about how cute Brad Pitt was on the cover of Teen Magazine.

by Glenn S. February 1, 2004

cock-smoking shit-dick

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.

Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

Smoking a Cuban

Oral stimulation of the penis coupled with the use of both hands.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.

"Have you had your Cuban smoked lately?"

"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"

"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"

by Richard Tesh July 16, 2008

shocking

weird or worrying or out of place. or stateing the obvious.

you have homework today " well shocking".

by tracey March 24, 2004

smoking beans

Smoking a bowl of marijuana

"Hold on bro I'm smoking beans"

"I'm so I high I just smoked a bean"

by Jamaleo June 12, 2016

smoking monkey

Refers to a woman's vagina after she has undergone laser hair removal from her pubic region.

Hey, check out Beth's smoking monkey, she just got back from the laser hair removal clinic; She's ready for bikini season now!

by SFK October 5, 2006