A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.
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The act of giving someone a blow job double the slurpity slurp while not using hands with a 360 rotation of the head leading into a wang bang
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Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
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