Slideways

any forms of physical contact/actions that you slide into sideways. Usually done when drunk or buzzed.

Can we snuggle slideways tonight? I want to be big spoon!

He got into the car slideways and passed out!

by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

Slide and Glide

Same as a "Camel Slide", which is the act of maneuvering a bare erect penis through vaginal lips, without penetrating the vagina. A slide and glide is often used as an act of foreplay, prior to intercourse, or as a means to stimulate orgasm for one and/or both partners.

She said, "I want to ride you slide and glide, and when I'm done, DO ME!"

by noeticnow March 7, 2014

Slide it

Didn’t say it and or is irrelevant

I slide it like why would I say that to him

by Bigogsmoker December 7, 2017

electric slide

When you slide into that pussy quickly it's like lightning. When you do an electric slide, you are obligated to immediately take your dick out, run it on a carpet, and give whoever your fucking a static shock in the pussy, causing pain and pleasure to the receiver of said shock, causing them to orgasm very quickly.

Yuri: Oh yeah, Joe, oh yeah, you slid in so quickly like a smooth criminal
Joe: So should we cha cha real smooth or do the electric slide?
Yuri: Why did you take it out? I guess electric slide, but-
Joe: (Takes dick out, rubs on carpet, and reinserts dick into pussy at abnormally high speeds)
Yuri: (immediate orgasm from the static shock to the pussy)

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 24, 2019

Ricky Martin water slide

When 69ing it is when a girl squirts in your face as she fingers you starfish

Maid 1: What happened in here!
Maid 2: Oh justin Bieber was here last night you know how he likes those ricky martin water slides.

by Jack oneoseven June 14, 2011

electric slide

When a dog (or any animal or even an unruly spouse) has an itchy anus and proceeds to drag it on the ground to soothe the burning anal itch. Typically a dog will sit down, pull the hind legs up in the air and use the frong legs to propel across the floor.

Damn, Frank had the minister and his wife over at their house, and while they were having tea in the living room, Zippy sat right in front of them and did the electric slide. How embarassing!

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.

"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."

by Andrew June 22, 2006