by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Diany DIor's Breats Size IsA SIze 38 Blossommug. A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
Get the Uber Sizedmug. by People that is a person March 3, 2020
Get the Keely-Sizedmug. by PermGirl69 October 7, 2022
Get the Gage Sizedmug. by sandfag May 28, 2014
Get the river sizedmug. Adjective. There's no official size range available, but any item small enough to easily get lost in the strangest of places earns itself this description because it's small enough to be picked up by a mischievous fairy, fae, or other small mystical creature looking to cause minor inconveniences.
don't take your eyes off of that fey-sized 10 mm socket! It's the fourth one I had to buy and I KNOW that little twerp WILL disappear!
by the117doctor April 26, 2025
Get the Fey-Sizedmug. A penis that is smaller then average (less then 5 inches) not tiny like a micro-penis but definitely small in size. It can still pleasure a women but not one she will brag about to her friends. A favored size for anal sex because it's never a painful size
My boyfriend has a fun-size dick. It's not big its smaller then average. Compared to a little tiny snicker bar
by Bi-polar bitch September 10, 2021
Get the Fun-sizemug.