by SahaibP March 9, 2024
Get the Simon Pandasonmug. This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.
by that nigga nick the dick November 21, 2021
Get the Simonmug. by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023
Get the Simon Viklundmug. In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement
by Simples1976 August 6, 2021
Get the Simonmug. Simons are neat, tidy, and crazy. They are tall and they often times wear the classic black shorts. They hate everyone, except people they have formed specific attachments to. But when he loves you, there is no other feeling that's better. Simons crack jokes and game whenever they can. They are usually loud and sometimes obnoxious, and they ignore those who serve them no interest. If you are a Simon, you are very honest, but a vibe. ✨
by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022
Get the Simonmug. A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".
Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.
by 911Jesus November 19, 2023
Get the Simon Momentmug. Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.
by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022
Get the Simonmug.