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Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
by Drycolt April 14, 2014
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Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.
by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008
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milk shower

when you nut on your girls (or mans) face, and they rub the cum all over themselves to help with acne.
"yo, my girl took a milk shower last night, after she found a new pimple on her forehead."
by johnglenn69 June 12, 2017
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Ozzy Shower

A shower in a can. For when a regular water shower isn't available. Like all classy things credit goes to our friends down under.
Ozzy 1: Aw struth I'm feeling grim, had to have an ozzy shower this morning.
Ozzy 2: Yea the sweet aroma of lynx Africa is really masking your unwashed musk.
by hUBERTLANE July 24, 2019
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German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower
"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020
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Russian Shower

The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.
It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.
by West Coast Urbanite February 5, 2021
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