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Sheetz

A place where hipster d-bags like to go when they're completely shit faced drunk, and like to ask the quiet stoners what number they have, and insinuate that I'll just talk to you because you're drunk. Often times this will lead to hostility from both ends, but all the while, the stoners just bite their tongue and eat the food, while the drunks ask strangers questions such as "What's the matter, you don't like talking to me?" or "What's the matter, did you just get out of work?". This follows the modest stoners waiting in line for a godam breakfast sandwich and a hashbrown for 45 million years because the rest of the backwards hat ego maniacs ordered 7 course meals and not being grateful that the Sheetz employees are sweating balls and into your food. The stoners leave and never go back there. The drunks look for the stoners to beat them up, but they are gone already so they don't know what else to do because they haven't a life.
Hipster D-bag "What number do you have, brah?!"

Complete stranger to Hipster D-bag "...........you are why I don't come to Sheetz"
by G13 Mcgee April 28, 2009
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sekt

Too have ones DNA arranged so to assure flaming homosexuality.
You're such a Sekt.
by Big Sexy Cow March 21, 2003
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sheet wreckin

A night of passionate love making resulting in the inevitable destruction of the provided bedding.
Damn baby, last nights sheet wreckin left my sister's guest bed in tatters. (high five)
by Fannie Arbo September 23, 2010
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sheath your sword

"Damn Bruh sheath your sword."
"I'm not sheathin my sword till 3am tonight baby."
by RawrXD123 March 3, 2017
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shekaka

meaning: a way to discretely sexualize girls behind their backs, the desire to have sex with them
- made up by a group of immature asshats to degrade and sexualize fellow classmates
1: “oh dang i’d definitely soli-tear her ass apart”
2: “hell yeah shekaka”
by someonedonewithyourshit December 21, 2017
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Shakthi sri radha

She is the short girl , she is beautiful in the world , she can do anything for her loved one and she take care for her enemy also.
Who is that guy shakthi sri radha ???
by Brokenboy November 25, 2021
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Sexcel Sheet

A detailed excel spreadsheet that documents a person's sex life. Can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,
"So according to my sexcel sheet I have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26."
by Elyse Black April 24, 2013
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