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french sitting

My mate James a few years ago was in French class and while he was sitting down he pulled down just the backside of his pants to let his butt free
Person 1: Hey mate, I'm French sitting
Person 2: Oh yes bro, that is so chill
by bigmadladjohnny November 1, 2023
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Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.
Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.
by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024
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taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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Ankle sitting

Ankle sitting refers to a type of sitting where a person is in a chair, and has one of their leg folded over the other in a way where the ankle rests on top of the knee.

This term was coined in 2024 by youtuber project y.b.t.f.c., also known as Wiz.
A: What's your favorite sitting position?
B: Definitely ankle sitting. I love leaving no room for other people when I'm in public buses.
by HotRodDuncan's#1fan August 31, 2024
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Thachery seating

Highest customer seating in a comic book store event. Most often used in the northwest and some along the east coast.
Damnit, I wanted the thachery seating at this event. I'm the best customer they ever had so I deserve it.
by Yarkanarnar May 11, 2024
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Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024
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Panic Settling

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.
"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."
by Don B. Cucumber September 2, 2024
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