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semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.
You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.
by doc.azn December 7, 2012
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semen-white

The brightest white known to man: the whiteness of the product of his loins.
"What a smile Carol, your teeth are looking semen-white today!"

"My skins so pale!.. its definitely semen-white."
by pseud0lady July 23, 2012
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Semenals

I didn't mean to, but when I climaxed I got Semenals in her hair!
by Expoiv August 8, 2011
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semen mixer

A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.

Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.

The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.
That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.
by Limbo Fox August 7, 2011
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Semenical

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.
"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"
by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011
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Semenical

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.
"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"
by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011
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Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.
Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
by whiskey pack November 23, 2011
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