suck sandwich

suck sandwich: noun something unpleasant that you have to eat even though you would rather not

That algebra class is a suck sandwich, and everyone in there is taking a bite.

by Kahuna77 November 18, 2015

burberry sandwich

Burberry sandwich :

1. Being mugged or stuck in a group of people, normally chavs.

2. Also the name of an unsigned SKA band in Kent

Rick - Poor Tim was in a bad burberry sandwich, took his money phone everything

Paul - Damed chavs...

by Sin and Smile April 30, 2007

boffa sandwich

When you insert your pair of balls into a sandwich (preferably without meat ) and your partner eats it

Jessica:man I'm so hungry I could eat anything

Tommy: you want a boffa sandwich?
Jessica: yeah!

by Malone boffa June 05, 2016

sandwich clamps

Your hands, used to hold a burger.

Get your sandwich clamps off that!

by Johnny Buff August 27, 2007

sime sandwich

A very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his dick in one girl's ass while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the ass at the same time.

1.
Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!

2.
Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!

by Cap'n Snatch April 08, 2008

Brazilian Sandwich

When a guy shits in a girls cooch, fucks it, and then eats it out afterwards.

Damn! I want to Brazilian Sandwich Aubrey Mallory!

by brazilian sandwich October 11, 2019

Spanish Sandwich

A sexual act where a man repeatedly pokes his penis through two women's lips as they kiss. Also known as a a double-sided hot dog or a senor gonzalez.

''Damn if you had a sister as fine as you, I would have both of you in a spanish sandwich''

i'm put you in the sandwich

by encyclopaedo November 20, 2010