The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
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filled with boys that are sexier, funnier, and better that Iona Prep and Stepinac Boys. Salesian students often visit Preston to scout biddies that they wanna fuck. Salesian also often bitches Cardinal Spellman High School in every sport.
filled with boys that are sexier, funnier, and better that Iona Prep and Stepinac Boys. Salesian students often visit Preston to scout biddies that they wanna fuck. Salesian also often bitches Cardinal Spellman High School in every sport.
Boy 1: Yo Cardinal Spellman got they ass beat tdy.
Boy 2: By Who?
Boy 1: Salesian High School
Boy 2: Oh they always do
Boy 2: By Who?
Boy 1: Salesian High School
Boy 2: Oh they always do
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A term for an identity embodying the essence of an individual or company when selling or promoting.
It represents a unique style, approach, and characteristics tailored specifically for sales interactions.
Unlike a sona, it's not usually an oc, but rather a set of traits, styles and characteristics of a person when they are doing sales.
A term for an identity embodying the essence of an individual or company when selling or promoting.
It represents a unique style, approach, and characteristics tailored specifically for sales interactions.
Unlike a sona, it's not usually an oc, but rather a set of traits, styles and characteristics of a person when they are doing sales.
Example 1:
Person one: "My salesona is all about charm and persuasion. I know just how to connect with customers and make a sale."
Person two: "So it's like your selling alter ego."
Person one: "Yup!"
Example 2:
Manager: "Our salesona should be youthful yet professional."
Salesperson: "Agreed. We should represent a friendly and authoritative presence."
Person one: "My salesona is all about charm and persuasion. I know just how to connect with customers and make a sale."
Person two: "So it's like your selling alter ego."
Person one: "Yup!"
Example 2:
Manager: "Our salesona should be youthful yet professional."
Salesperson: "Agreed. We should represent a friendly and authoritative presence."
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She is the kind of person you'd wanna hang out with forever. She's cool, she's nice. You can be her bff if you gift her with special spoons, she loves them.
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