sage

a girl who's sexy and has beautiful features. She probably has beautiful brown eyes or green eyes. She lets her sexy side take over most of the time but, can be a sweet girl anybody would love to be around. If you have this girl don't let her go, she will trufully stay faithful to you. When she finds the man or girl that she loves, it's a real love to feel not some usless just to be with someone type of thing.

look at how beautiful sage is.
damn! sage is sexy as hell.
i love this girl with all my heart.

by amazingsexygurl November 14, 2011

Sager

Usually A last name for a good looking, Bad ass, old school romantic, Tattoo bearing male. A real ladies man. Get on his bad side and you will get your ass kicked. He gets with beautiful women and will kick your ass and steal your girlfriend if shes hot!

"Dude don't fuck with sager or he will kick your ass and steal your fine ass woman!"

by Dustin Sager March 14, 2009

The Funnyman Bob Saget

A sexual feat by which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, simultaneously delivering a joke of such comedic proportions that said ejaculation issues from her nose. Closely related to The John Stamos.

Although Bruce has never yet succeeded in accomplishing the Bob Saget, he's pretty sure pirate jokes are key.

by durchhalten April 24, 2005

slage

to slap someone across the face or chest with your penis.

she was talking smack so i had to slage her.

by rick spaceman March 5, 2008

5 Stages of Grief

1- Denial
2- Anger
3- Bargaining
4- Depression
5- Acceptance

person A: My aunt has been through the 5 Stages of Grief since Biden won the election !
person B: Isn't she over-reacting ?
person A: Nah my uncle died of shock when he learnt that Trump lost.

by Ragondin November 18, 2020

stager sheet sleep method

A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier

The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

Sager Bombs

A Sager Bomb is a dangerous alcoholic beverage made up of three shots of cheap vodka, one serving of Cherry NyQuil, and some fruit punch flavored rock star energy drink. Other variations include original flavored NyQuil with blue full throttle. Sager bombs are named after the famous side line reporter Craig Sager for his collection of colorful and "fresh" suits.

Ben: "Dude did Aaron really do five sager bombs last night?"
Andy: "Yeah man he's still passed out outside on the picnic table."

by Bro Sweetz June 27, 2009