Self Sperm Catch

When you cum and turn around fast enough to Self Sperm Catch.

That man is incredible, he can Self Sperm Catch!

by David Bowe6969 December 07, 2019

high sperm count

The condition of having lots of little swimmers in ones jizz.

Ronda had to chew before she swallowed his load because he had a high sperm count.

by OhDeEyes December 06, 2016

Sperm Processing Center

A woman who only wants your cum in her, like a personal cum dumpster.

Judy: Cum dump is so degrading because I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Come here, I need to make a delivery to my Sperm Processing Center.

by Ballsy Gambino September 25, 2021

sperm processing center

A woman that is the opposite of a cum dumpster, only wants your cum inside of her.

Judy: Babe, a cum dumpster is so degrading. I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Oooh, come here my little sperm processing center. I have a delivery for you.

by Ballsy Gambino September 25, 2021

sperm donor roulette

When a woman can't make up her mind on what sperm donor to use, or if she likes to live dangerously. She uses multiple donors at the same time and attempts to have a child.

Guy1- "Did you hear about Jenny? She can't make up her mind."

Guy2- "She should just play sperm donor roulette."

by Upsidedownfishing October 10, 2014

sperm washing the helmet

In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.

My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!

by turtle11666 June 22, 2020

mustard seed sperm

When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.

Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.

by hexicon September 13, 2006