shitty man

A man who assumes everything the wrong way without Knowing all the facts.

I was on the phone with my dad when my husband assumed (being a Shitty man) I had a boyfriend.

by Mickey Martinez May 7, 2018

shitty cookies

You're having anal while eating freshly baked cookies or cookie dough.

Gangster G wanna-be: "Yo, me and my chick last night did some shitty cookies."

Gangster B for real gangster: "For real dog? I bet she be all up in that yummy goodness."

Gangseter G wanna-be:"You know how it be."

by gigglesmagee October 9, 2009

Shuttering

When a person can fart on command therefore opening and closing their butthole like a camera shutter

Stewart was shuttering so hard that he shot crap out on ross.

by dirtyvulture November 22, 2011

Salt Lake Shitty

a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.

Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?

by graphic freedom June 21, 2006

Shitty Saxophone

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.

Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!

by Bandboy69 January 25, 2009

Shittyfaface2001

A space odyssey about rats with aids, that has yet to have been made.

"Shittyfaface2001 is the worst idea for a movie, ever!"

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

shitty baby

1. A child born out of a womans asshole.
2. A complete douche bag.
3. Someone you utterly hate

1. Tom Cruise is a shitty baby.
2. Drew B.

by Pete P. December 25, 2006