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Shitter-Mentality

The mentality that something is unwinnable, undoable or unpreventable. The belief that nothing could be done and there was no room for improvement.
Matthew: This game sucks I can't do anything, their team is so annoying wtf.
Kevin: Shitter-Mentality
by Non-shitter January 16, 2021
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Shitter Plum

A hardened turd pulled out by one's sexual partner which is then consumed.
The new Burlesque version of the Nutcracker features a piece titled "Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries".
I shared a great shitter plum with my partner the other night.
by BobTheBooper February 4, 2021
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Shitter Spitter

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?
by AZDirtySanchez May 18, 2021
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Shitter Alert

Typically used to describe someone who screws up alot in a video game, or is generally just bad.
Player 1: That large group is on low health, finish them off.
Player 2: Bruh! I missed all of my shotgun shells!
Player 1: SHITTER ALERT! SHITTER ALERT
Player 3 and 4, who were silent for an hour: SHITTER ALERT!
by TheGr8Submarine July 1, 2021
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Shitter

bro this kid is such a shitter
by Nathanms July 15, 2021
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scisters

Two BFFs during the week who like to get together on the weekends for some heavy scissoring
Dionne and Anika like to hang out, gossip about boys, and watch tear-jerking documentaries from Monday to Thursday, but on the weekends, they are scisters with a vengeance, spending a lot of time with their legs wrapped around each other.
by DJMarcusA October 29, 2021
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Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
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