scissor fever

When you see a cute or hot haircut of any kind that makes you want to cut your hair really badly

Omg this pixie cut is giving me scissor fever

by Ken_Nique July 19, 2016

sciggle

A mix between a scoff and giggle, a sharp output of air mixed with a laugh make more to sound like a scoff but done with a smile so make into a giggle: sciggle

Bobby tells a joke but it's not funny enough to laugh
"That made me sciggle"

by Agoodnoodle July 5, 2016

Shigs

A combination of SHITS and GIGGLES. From the phrase "For shits and giggles." a natural development from the neo popular "Fo shits n gigs."

Doin it fo shigs dawg!

by Richomus Maximus July 3, 2016

scissor seption

Like a cock block but for lesbians.

Allison wants to huck up with Angie at Sophie's party. But in the end Sophie and Angie huck up. Alison's Bestfriend yells out scissor seption.

by Sophiezu June 17, 2016

Scissor Dicking

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.

I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.

by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016

Scissor Fire

Two women doing what's known as "scissoring", both either having a burning sensation STD or a UTI -OR- both must be two natural born red heads -OR- used accidentally, or otherwise, a lube causing a burning sensation, while said "scissoring" occurs.

"I was gonna make it a threesome, but I caught wind that their was a scissor fire burning." -OR-" I went to Ireland, expecting to see a scissor fire, but I came back disappointed" -OR-"I knew she was kinky, but I didn't expect her to turn it into a scissor fire."

by AccidentalSeus August 31, 2016

Sigs

A friend that tries too hard to act straight. Which results in him looking even more gay

Your friend is low key sigs

by Swaggy-mk March 11, 2017