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Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie.
Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.
by Katie Fan 1 February 21, 2009
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Shit Roaster

A Person that takes a shit,or extracts shit from another persons ass and then Roasts it in an oven and feeds on it.
Dude: Guy I heard that guy cooks his own shit then eats it.
Guy:...that's fucking gross he's such a fucking Shit Roaster
by gaylordfacker March 21, 2009
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Back Rasters

Back Rasters - Adj

Comes from the word Rasters (breasts, tits, boobies)

Back Rasters - when a some person or animal is so

over-weight that the folds located on the back of the

person/animal form Rasters.
Hey David, look at Eddie's Back Rasters their so huge!
by Mall Cop Words January 13, 2010
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Sauced Rooster

A "Sauced Rooster" is when your shitfaced drunk and get a raging hard-on. Your "Rooster" gets "Sauced" when you loose control of it because of the booz. Can also be used as a noun.
MIKE: have you seen chuck tonight? Grindin on that cow.
MAT: Ya man, he's one sauced rooster. Now hit this shit.
by Mr. Jerkins March 27, 2011
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White Rooster

The White Rooster is the act of cumming on a females face while she is fast asleep. Wake her up with your white protein cocka-doodle-doo
I am so glad Jake woke me up with the white rooster this morning, It sure woke me up I might have been late for work otherwise.
by Thesaenz March 27, 2016
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Angry Rooster

When your boner is so hard your balls are red
Dude, I beat my meat so hard my dick looked like an Angry Rooster
by SirSwankington June 14, 2017
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little rooster

Little Rooster S Alarm Clock Vibrator. The most powerful Little Rooster yet. The vibrations start gently. Then increase. Automatically. You wake slowly. Sensually. Pleasurably. Feeling confident. Happy. Aroused.

Silent. Rechargeable. Snooze. Play. Little Rooster. Wake Sexy.

I got my girlfriend the "little rooster" now we have sex every morning
I got my girlfriend the "little rooster" now we have sex every morning
by [delete] June 25, 2017
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