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Rice Romance

The act of taking white steamed rice, freezing it in a phallic form, once frozen, one must insert it into the rectum of one's partner. Once inserted couple must have sex long enough to heat up the rice then remove and share a meal.
Nothing like a good rice romance to fill you up on a Friday night
by Mother gooose June 11, 2022
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Bad Romance

tis a song
thine lyrics goes like this:

Whoooooaaaa
Story of Undertale.
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.
I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.
Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal
Open the door, to humanity’s realm
Start a new war, humans overwhelm
person 1: i like bad romance
person 2: Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
by thenameofthegods January 2, 2025
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Smoke Romance

Song created by tyrone and tyler. A smoke romance is defined by smoking lotsa weed and dancing.
P1: you got a girl?
P2: yeah we got a smoke romance
by Loki8765456 June 21, 2023
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Only Read romance books

Someone who reads only romance books is because the lack of romance in he/her life. They are either lonely and want to experience thru other people stories.
I only read romance books, but in reality, I'm feeling lonely in a world of love stories.
by lovely72636 October 25, 2023
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Dark romance

THE MOST WEIRDEST TYPE OF ROMANCE BOOKS The love interest is always a stalker fr
Sarah: So... Do you like the dark romance book ''Haunting Adeline''?
Jason: NOPE!
by Stella2763 August 14, 2025
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casual romance

An unexpected romance

;simular to 'love at first sight'
Once I saw her caress smile and shining bright eyes I knew that it was a casual romance.
by Crystalline Neverland November 8, 2017
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Tattered Romance

A wattpad story involving three characters Adriana Rozavka and Nick who must come together and stop the evil Farole Clan from destroying the world.
Jannabelle: Did you read Tattered Romance? The tension is sooo good!!

Quyen: Girl you betcha, my #1 read rn!
by spoonologist August 5, 2023
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