Jimmy Rod

A middle aged balding, scooter riding, cat loving faggot ass of a man. Who when confronted cowers like the bitch he is and crys to his wife who then bitch slaps him and sends him to his top bunk.

Look It's Jimmy Rod on his scooter, holding a cat, with a black eye. I'll bet his wife kicked his ass again.

by Semper-Fi March 7, 2009

Curtain Rod

A tampon, the cardboard applicator, the rag, etc.

I was going down on this chick and when I pulled open her beefy meat curtains, I noticed she still had a curtain rod in.

by Cunt Whistle McGreggor September 9, 2003

D-Rod

asshole
see sinitra

Derek is D-Rod

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

b-rod

A terme used to describe a female. Not quite derogotory, however, it implies a strong lack of respect.

That Angie b-rod is one raging fucktwat.

by Sheldon January 25, 2004

Recka' Rod

The act of snapping off an unwanted penis when it is inserted into one's asshole by locking up the ass muscles and simultaneously jerking your hips to the side to effectively disengage the unwanted party's member.

IN PRISON:

Hey Frank, I heard you got lit up in the shitpipe.

Yeah well, I sure did pull a recka' rod on that mother fucker.

by Steve and James November 18, 2004

pizza bite angular deflector rod

its a bite sized penis, that comes in bags, that u can heat up and then eat

hey, pass me some of them pizza bite angular deflector rods

by sean osullivan July 31, 2003

A-Rod

v. To go out of one's way to make an athletic play when a teammate is clearly in much better position to do so. Usually involves a cry of "A-Rod!" as the action takes place.

A-Rod just A-Roded Derek Jeter!

by DannyM April 28, 2005