ricer

A fucking loser who buys a cheap shit asian car(Honda civic),modifies it only visually with no performance enhancements.Also see rice burner.The ricer's cars are usually characterized by the following
1. garish body colors and vinyls
2.a 6-inch coffee mug exhaust which gives an irritating fart note unlike the V8s which give a satisfying low end grunt
3.A 1000000W,1000kg stereo system for playing (c)rap.
4.colored alloy wheels and thin tires
5.neon under lamps.
6.stickers all over the body for parts they don't have in the car.
They are usually rednecks or men with dick the size of their car keys.

ricer:check out my new mod..(drives his car in)
everyone:(puke)..<yuck>

by sriny_97 March 30, 2009

ricer

ok retards with the v-8s. ricer is a term used wen ur gas sucking v8s get smoked by our little jdm imports pulling 30 mpg at 400+ whp hmmm maybe we have to boost it or spray it but wat u gota do get half the gas mileage twice the weight and now throw ur aluminum race heads that are $800+ for one. they went to fuel injection for a reason u wana talk shit go to youtube and watch R@mon's 240sx smoke like 4 mustangs 3 vettes. jealousy is a bad thing buy a tuner to fix this problem

civic with a can and a wing is the deffinition of ricer wat can u call 90% of the piece of shit v8 domestics with a glass pack besides a piece of shit?

by silvia_steve240sxBOOSTIN!!!!! February 8, 2010

ricer

Dan Power's civic (ya, it has euros!)

You see me beat that Eclipse...my wheels were goin so fast i lost my center cap...its prob in Kansas by now.

by Kennedy February 21, 2004

ricer

One who soups up japanese cars for no real performance gain. Refer to term GeeWhzz.

That GeeWhzz is such a ricer

by Desperad0 July 22, 2003

Ricer

a car that cst $5000 to by brand nw but cost almost $100,000 to make it even close to running 10 seconds

hey look that ricer got fucked p oh at least mine wont cost as much to fix

by bob the builder May 12, 2003

ricer

usually a male around the ages of 18-21
that drives a boOosted red civic Si w/ a in and out sticker and is under the impression that he is
"mAd Jdm tyTe yO!" also he goes by the name of Johnny

also see ricer

Johnny Mai and Kik are Ricers...

by A D V A N February 13, 2004

Ricer

An Asian-make car that has decals, wheels, lights, spoilers, and mufflers that probably make only 50 more horses than stock.

Ricers lead to Hot Import Night which is a good thing. :-D

Civic, Civic, Civic.

by J September 28, 2004