retrofuture

A genre of music that can best be described as "What they thought the future would sound like in the 80's". Appearing in films such as Blade Runner or Hobo with a Shotgun, the mood of a retrofuture song can range from cheerful and wondrous to bleak and dystopian, but the common factor is always synthesizer. Sometimes, a retrofuture song is composed entirely from synthesizers.

"Have you played Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon yet? The entire soundtrack is retrofuture!"

by Karnaugh October 18, 2013

retrobicyclists

A bunch of cyclists on old retrobikes.

Look at that bunch of retrobicyclists on their Klein's!

by lgf November 11, 2013

retrojelly

The state of being jealous in a situation regarding your significant other from a time period before you knew or were in a relationship with that person.

"I know he called her baby in that photo comment 4 years ago, but I'm retrojelly and still wanna punch him for it."

by innercontent January 29, 2014

retrospect genius

when someone claims to have known better about something that happened in the past but only because they are in the present

"I told you buying such a cheap bed was going to be a bad idea"

"No you didn't"

"Yes i did"

"You're only saying that cause you see how it turned out now you retrospect genius"

by Manof1000lb August 31, 2014

Retrofuck

The act of using Facebook to locate old classmates, friends and coworkers who you wish you would have fucked in the past, and fucking them.

Darrin used Facebook to locate Aimee, a girl he used to have a crush on in high school but never hooked up with, in the hopes that he would be able to retrofuck her.

by adambluekc1 December 13, 2015

retroize

To make a picture, space or way of life retro! When you decide to bring back a saying from years ago, you've retroized your lingo! When you put up a 70's wallpaper, you've retroized your space, when you add a filter to make a photo look like it's from another time, you've retroized!

I'm bringing back "honey badger don't give a shit", to retroize my lingo!

by Pookie250 February 13, 2017

Retrodict

Getting dicked down by a man from the 70s

I got retrodicted down hard in the back seat of the Volkswagen van

by Cscbr June 5, 2018