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Illegally Retarded

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.
"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."
by Iscariom June 6, 2014
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Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.
"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
by Cyberumor January 14, 2014
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Morally Retarded

Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.
M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.

Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
by BaconMastert September 19, 2016
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Directionally Retarded

A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
by LemonZest June 19, 2016
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dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!
He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.
by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018
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i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems
*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded
by Tw4 February 23, 2018
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beyond ultra retarded

The apex of retardation. The absolute most retarded a person can ever be. This is the highest possible retard level there is.
John: I am so pissed off at you right now because I forgot my laptop at home.
Owen: Are you beyond ultra retarded? You got pissed off at me for something you did.
by Samarium November 23, 2020
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