rob mob

Descendants of the Oompa Loompas. A little person. Usually under 5'7. Has abs of steel and their hair is never messy.

Hey is that a rob mob in your pocket?

by Herbalife hulk October 22, 2013

Rob

Rob is a man, or boy, I should say because he's immature. He only thinks about himself 24/7, has bad comebacks and falls for bad women. Can't keep a girlfriend and likes to shut people down. He has bad hair, most likely hebrew turned christian. Can't sing and looks like a red panda. Irresponsible, probably gave his wallet to a grizzly bear. (not rob lowe, rob lowe is perfect)

Gene: Here, use some of my cologne.
Rob: Sorry, I don't like the smell of arrogance.
Gene: Shut up Rob.

Phil: KIll yourself.

by dr. shithead ashole January 1, 2017

Robbed

When a grubby friend takes your money and doesn’t front up with the goods.

A- Rob said coots would be here in 30 minutes… that was four days ago now!

B- nah bro you’ve just been “Robbed” haha

by Robisafuckwit February 11, 2024

Rob offer

A fantasy football trade so one sided only Rob could dream it up.

They've offered Lacazette and Gundogan for Bruno Fernandes, that's such a Rob offer

by Two Girls One Klopp August 17, 2021

Rob High

A word used to define a picture of Rob Lowe you have stuck somewhere high like a ceiling or the top of a wall.

Friend: "Hey why is there a picture of Rob Lowe directly over your bed?"
You: "Oh that's just Rob High."
Friend: "In your head was that an answer to my question?"

by Bob-Joh December 1, 2019

Rob

Rob the destroyer of men

That is the most game of thrones thing I have ever heard … rob destroyer of men

by Paulisthejoker November 23, 2021

Simpsonville Rob

Similar to a gloryhole, It’s when you pull up to a truck stop bathroom and see a hole in the wall with a ginger tongue and mouth sticking through it already, waiting for that strange nasty cock.

He pulled a simpsonville Rob at the truck stop bathroom with his mouth, tongue and ass pressed up against the gloryhole

by LordPoonMaster October 8, 2019