Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

rip stan

what happens when you do 90 on a freeway, drink a fifth of vodka and drive

I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive. rip stan

by xqwerty96 November 21, 2013

Jay ripping

Sitting down with a gallon of milk and suckin some down

I gonna start jay ripping when I get home from work

by JayRipper4Lyfe November 10, 2022

ripped daddy

someone who shows incredible strength that is apparent by their massive musculature.

Ryan: "Jon you are so ripped you're a ripped daddy."
Jon: "Stop that right now!"
Ryan: "Seriously your shirt is ripping. I'm going to call you Ripped Daddy."

by RyannJones November 18, 2007

Koala ripped

Being super high and munchin out all day.

Lets get delivery man, i'm fuckin koala ripped

by bdillz89 June 3, 2009

The Dip and Rip

Giving a blow job while having a baby

The first thing my child seen was my balls cuz my bitch gave me the dip and rip

by Shelbs sudz November 15, 2014

blink rip

When someone hits a THC wax pen/dab pen until the pen LED blinks to signify overheating.

Achieved by inhaling constantly for around 10-15 seconds with most pens. Considered to be the mother of all pen rips.

John had truly gotten schmacked after doing 3 blink rips in a row on his new dab pen.

by KayJuulers January 13, 2019