master queef

it is the main character in the game "Halo".

master queef shot the alien.

by duchbag95 September 15, 2009

Donkey queef

1. When a homo sapien sapien produces a queef greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion. 2. when a donkey queefs. 3. when a lady who looks like a donkey queefs. 4. when a man who looks like a donkey queefs. 5. when a baby who looks like donkey queefs. 6. or used in terms of gassin breh! mmmboi!

Jizz: Hark!

petey pablo: what?

jizz: do you hear that?

petey: what?

jizz: i just produced a queef that was greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion.

petey: like a donkey queef, eww.

jizz: ballin.

by donkey hoetay August 25, 2010

he queef

The act of farting out of your penis.

Darlene blew me so hard that I let out a noisy he queef afterwards.

by Pig Man May 11, 2006

Queef

You dumasses its a pussy fart...

This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.

by the clit commander April 9, 2003

queef

a vagina fart; a (deep) sound produced either when air is forced out of a wet vagina by the insertion of an erected penis, or when the excess of air is released from a wet vagina immediately after an erected penis retreats from such moist vacuum.

there is no better music than mavis' melodic queefs.

by queefoverbeef June 17, 2009

ball queef

when a woman queefs on a mans balls during sex.

Hey Jordan i hear Haleigh queefed on ur balls last night.
Yeah it was such a good ball queef

by Michael Mead November 2, 2007

Queef

Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)

"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))

"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.

"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"

"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"

by King of the Queef November 2, 2003