Stamford Primary

LOL this school is one of the biggest joke of all, taking on the name of sir stamford raffles but the school is literally filled with gangsters and toxic ass people who will literally make your life a living hell when you’re not rich or pretty. There are some awesome teachers and also some shitass bias, elitist teachers who look down upon students from non-top classes lol damn gross and the new principal cancelled prom. This school ruined my mental health lol but they going to merge or smth idk if the school is still like this but this is what i experienced while I was still a student from that school.

Someone: Which pri sch were you frm?

Me: Stamford Primary School

Someone: Wah that sounds like a good school!

Funny

by gdopoop August 21, 2021

elfius prime

a pun used towards santa claus derived from the transformer "optimus prime"

"santa claus? do you mean elfius prime?"

"what?"

by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021

Dirty prime

When you get head from a fish in your gypsy caravan park on the outskirts of scunthorpe

Person 1 'Do you want to go out this weekend'
Person 2 ' nah busy doing a dirty prime'

by Dhhfh March 2, 2022

riverside primary school

An amazing place where people can have lots of fun with both teachers and students, you will hundred percent enjoy your time there

"you go to riverside primary school? is that by the river ?"

by dolphin <3 March 19, 2022

Horde Prime

big robot bitch dude who makes clones of himself to be his slaves bc he has no friends he has to make his own friends cos hes so fucking lonely and needs a hive mind to see what his "brothers" were doing and nobody wants to be his friend cos he keeps conquering the known universe. he was going to conquer Etheria, but didnt succeed and got beaten up by etherians (gay kids) instead. they were going to save sparkles and blondie's furry girlfriend. blondie's furry girlfriend got turned into one of his slaves and sparkles was rescued and then the dream team went back for him bringing back a brocken clone that they thought was bitch 2.0 (hordak). soon the etherians beat his ass with lesbians and his ship turns into big galactic broccoli tree. in conclusion horde prime is a bitchy robot with clones and no friends whose ass got beaten up by lesbians

did i mention Horde Prime is old as fuck?

by gaylittleshit March 29, 2022

Nemesis Prime

A transformer who is a doppelganger of optimus prime, used normally as a threat to both factions

Oh no, its Nemesis Prime!!

by Oofmanium July 27, 2022

Ardeer primary school

Hell.

But good.

“I HATE YOU ARDEER PRIMARY SCHOOL”

“Nuuu I’m in P7”

by Iona <3 August 9, 2022