porchmonkey

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."

by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006

porch honky

People who sit in the garage at zatch house and fire bottle rockets at the rap studio next door while drinking foties and box of win.

The porch honky should get off his ass and get a job.

by Mr. Cracka September 14, 2008

porchy

a black man that is the opposite of denzel washington

short for porchmonkey

-J.C's uncle
-Biz Markie

"PORCHY, get back to work!!"
"sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na"
"...ya boy, u pick that cotton... mmmmmmmm"

by i love white ppl jkkk June 16, 2009

Porch Sitter

Women in military housing that sit on the front porch, smoke cigarettes and talk on the phone all day while their kids run around unsupervised.

Damn! That woman across the street is a porch sitter!

by money_over_bitches December 28, 2009

Porch Monkey

One of a very vast collection of names for a black guy(or girl :D)

those porch monkeys need to go back to africa!

by Concerned White Man November 3, 2010

Pornhub

A website which shouldn't be viewed by kids

Pornhub is not for kids

by ChoicePlayer165YT July 1, 2020

pornhub

if you need to look this up, your gay and you should die.

guy 1- im going home to go on pornhub

guy 2- what the hell is pornhub?

guy 1- go die you gay fag

by smpeeanrcser August 15, 2011