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Poor little JAP

An insult to describe someone that is not actually of Jewish heritage, but fails to see that they never were the underdog they claim to be in life because they're too deserately trying to get respect, even though there's a reason for everything, including people not respecting somebody.
The poor little JAP whined about wishing she was actually Jewish, that way she wouldn't be alone, because she hated being alone more than anything.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
mugGet the Poor little JAPmug.

hermes poor

Having a Hermes (like Gucci, Fendi, Prada) bag and no money inside.
Girl was strolling down the street with her designer bag, and couldn't find 5 dollars for her chicken patty!!! Biatch is Hermes poor!
by UD inventor November 18, 2017
mugGet the hermes poormug.

poor water discipline

The inability to handle (either type of) water when encountering something exciting. Keep it up and you're likely to have your water reclaimed by the tribe.
Early 80's David Lee Roth gives me poor water discipline.
by anonymous May 24, 2022
mugGet the poor water disciplinemug.
When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time
“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
mugGet the the poor man always buys twicemug.

Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!
by poopprodigies May 22, 2023
mugGet the Poor Man’s bidetmug.

Poor Man Ike Syndrome

A term that references Ike’s straightforward gameplan in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. Used to describe an overly simple or very ordinary individual.
“I did meet Robert last night, yeah. Must say, he wasn’t all that interesting.”
“True. Suffers from a little Poor Man Ike Syndrome.”
by Sivilion January 17, 2023
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Poor unfortunate souls

Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine
"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!
by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024
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