the act of reaching under the diner table and jerking off the person to your left by force ,until a chain of forced handjobs goes all the way around the table and back to you.
by the caretaker November 28, 2010
Get the polish twister mug.Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"
by Crazy Boyo July 30, 2010
Get the Polish bloomers mug.by dhartzog23 December 14, 2010
Get the Polish Grinder mug.holy shit, Erin threw up all over himself and Colleen while sleeping the other night, after getting bombed on Polish Trashcans all night. She was pissed and she made him clean up the bed once he woke up ten hours later.
by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010
Get the polish trashcan mug.When I traveled to Europe I had a very unpleasant experience with a few Polish stalkers. They kept acting like they were entitled and like they owned the place. And kept following me around and wouldn’t leave me alone. They almost seemed to be jealous of me.
I guess they might be confused or something. But somebody inform the Polish people that impersonating authority and stalking people is against the law. I was very bewildered and in fear when they kept obsessing over me. These people wouldn’t leave me alone.
I found it very annoying and these Polish people were getting on my nerves and getting in my way, and wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.
They were the most annoying people ever, I swear.
(UD Jews, meant this for you guys to read.)
I guess they might be confused or something. But somebody inform the Polish people that impersonating authority and stalking people is against the law. I was very bewildered and in fear when they kept obsessing over me. These people wouldn’t leave me alone.
I found it very annoying and these Polish people were getting on my nerves and getting in my way, and wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.
They were the most annoying people ever, I swear.
(UD Jews, meant this for you guys to read.)
by Death Menace December 25, 2022
Get the Polish stalker mug.A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:
To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..
This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"
DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.
To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..
This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"
DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.
" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"
by Caitycat September 27, 2009
Get the Polish Cleaner mug.1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.
2. Artificial lubricant.
2. Artificial lubricant.
1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!
2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!
2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!
by Luftgescheft October 13, 2008
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