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Planting

The unwillingness of sections of hair to remain in a bun hairstyle. Results in strands of hair sticking straight up in relation to the head resembling blades of grass.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you see her hair?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god yes, she was totally planting."
by Officer K October 29, 2017
mugGet the Plantingmug.

Ohio Plant

Another term used for marijuana or weed.
Person 1: Damn I’m hella stressed
Person 2: Nigga you need that Ohio plant

By Drake and Joanna
by NiggaOnPlant October 18, 2023
mugGet the Ohio Plantmug.

Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!
"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"
by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023
mugGet the Plant Pornmug.

Plant Juice

A relatively new type of juice which has seen its origins in Robertson, South Africa. This type of juice is derived from Jelly Fish Semen mixed with many different types of liquids including a small ratio of alcohol. It’s brewers mainly serve it and have always called it plant juice as the semen in its early stages looks like a plant.
The Kelly family went to the sea to find Jellyfish so that they can start brewing plant juice.
by Jellyfish_Juice May 16, 2019
mugGet the Plant Juicemug.

Plant

"He's talking about my wife and kids bro that's my hard line"
Hym "Fuck your wife and your kids. You cock suckers need to remember that you're already halfway across my line and the price us going to be paid by someone other than you. You're going to toss someone else's kid into the furnace so you don't look like a bitch for letting someone talk bad about your kid. You're already a bitch. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. You're not fooling anyone. You're not going to get me to do whatever it is you think needs to be my response in this situation. And the audience need to start working on forcing this fucking industry plant out of the fog."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
mugGet the Plantmug.

House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.
That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.
by papitx June 7, 2021
mugGet the House Plantmug.

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