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spanking the plants

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021
mugGet the spanking the plantsmug.

Plant city high school

This school is annoying bc if izaiah
by Ion like ppl September 12, 2021
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plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 17, 2021
mugGet the plant sexmug.

Plant

J: Hey bro, wanna smoke some plant?
D: Of course I want to smoke some plant.
by driedupsock January 29, 2023
mugGet the Plantmug.

Plants

Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.
Did you hear that he killed his plants again?
by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020
mugGet the Plantsmug.

guardian plants

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
mugGet the guardian plantsmug.

Blue plants

yes we've all seen blue flowers they can be orchids and there is that blue Piranha plant it's basically a Venus flytrap coming from a pipe
It also has a meme SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
Hey dude

Yeah?
Did you know that the blue Piranha plant from Mario
Uh huh?
Has a meme
What?!
Ok water my Blue plants im gonna go to the mall for some stuff ok?
Yeah.
And I have a real Piranha plant don't get to close ok?
Ok dude see you later
Bye.
by YourLocalGrape November 11, 2022
mugGet the Blue plantsmug.

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