Douche pickle

An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."

jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.

by Sundialist93 September 11, 2011

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Pickled Punk

A Punk is an unborn baby, aborted or not, that is placed into a jar for study. A Pickled Punk is a dead baby in a jar that is used as a carnival attraction. Babies with deformed features or other abnormalities are preferred to healthy looking babies.

Your brother should have been a pickled punk, what's wrong with that kid?

by Dirty February 8, 2005

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pickle puss

when someone is upset or dissappointed,usually a child,or acting like one,and your face is all screwed up.

Look at old pickle puss,he just wants to go out and play.

by Somelvincedee October 22, 2007

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Pickle face

The sour expression a woman makes when getting a facial

Instead of smiling with glee, my wife makes a pickle face when I give her a facial

by Absinthe Drinker May 1, 2008

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Pickled Willy

When you finger your girlfriend and immediately give someone close to her a wet willy with the same finger.

For girls: when you jack your boyfriend off and get cum on the tip of your finger and immediately give someone close to him a wet willy with the same finger.

Dude, he totally took biological warfare to a new level when he gave his girlfriend's brother a pickled willy.

Not only did Justin get Rodney with a pickled willy, he got the dog too!

by jnrjwalker October 28, 2010

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