period crackers

Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).

Bro, get me some of those period crackers.

Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!

That girl stole my period crackers.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!

It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.

by Period Crackers's Man BoJamMan February 17, 2014

peeoop

one day I had to rush to the bathroom. I knew I had to do both number one and number two and thought o myself..damn! I gotta peeoop. I laughed and realized I created a cool new,descriptive word. it's when you need to go to the restroom and poop and pee. so you peeoop. both pee and poop comes out.

1. geez! I gotta poop so bad and pee too! I have to peeoop.

2. sat on the toilet and pee and poop at the same time...I peeooped.

by bustybettyboop July 14, 2014

period

The time of month when a girl becomes more horny.

Who's going to fuck me when I'm in my period?

by pussy cats November 5, 2014

period dick

The definition of an extremely moody asshole who thinks he's top shit but takes out all negative emotions on the people around him.

Whoa, Rhys is such a Period Dick; one moment he was so nice, and now he's being a total asshole

by spikerules November 14, 2014

Penoose

A penis that is long enough to tie into a noose.

It's a penis, it's a noose, it's a fucking penoose.

by galaxypanda June 12, 2017

Period

That time of the month when a girl/lady is about to kill anyone who annoys them. I advice you to stay away from anyone with a coochie. WARNING: IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CRIME THAS HAS BEEN DONE AFTER YOU ATTEMPTED TO ANNOY A GIRL ON HER PERIOD. FOR HELP AND PROTECTION BUY CHOCOLATE

Girl: hey can you pass me the controller

Boy: *throws it across the room as a joke*
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT WE ARE DONE DONT EVER TALK TO ME IN YOUR LIFE ASSHOLE
Boy: jeeeeeez calm down are you on your period or something

by Help I’m still running November 9, 2019

brobationary period

(n.) the time roughly between high school and college where women try to attract (bait) bros

Kevin: "So I hear Rachel has actually started dating people with unique personalities and control over their alcohol consumption."
Joe: "Yeah, her brobationary period ended this summer."

by fuckityow December 9, 2008