Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish

'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'

by S Penny August 17, 2022

pretty penny

A person who is a 1 on the 1-10 hot scale but has a great personality.

Yeah Kayla is ugly but she's a pretty penny.

by YourBoyMatty April 14, 2016

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 31, 2022

Penny catcher

When someone bends over and you see the little slit of the top of their butt crack, named after its perfect size to fit a coin

"oi oi I just caught a glimpse of your penny catcher"

by JJB1234 April 10, 2022

Penny bitching

Ultimate continuous penny-pinching, unwilling to spend money, saving every penny

My girlfriend is always penny bitching when I want to go on a weekend trip with my friends

by Berry_ann May 27, 2019

Penny Wising

Penny Wising- To make a malicious joke, or saying things that are funny yet mean.

This came about as my friend and I were talking, and referenced the the movie IT in which the clown character who is suppose to be funny is actually very malicious.
This saying is now widely used in our area.

I was just Penny wising.

by Trapp-Lica October 23, 2022

Penny Nose

Someone who refuses to spend money on anything other than necessities.

"Stop being a Penny Nose and lets go to the movies"

by Mucho Machado October 14, 2008