Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.

"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."

by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen February 14, 2012

Panic Buyers

People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.

“Those panic buyers bought all the goddamn toilet paper”

by Pink Lemons March 17, 2020

gay panic

when straight people are afraid they might be a little gay

im having a bit of gay panic

by Grgrfrfrfrfrgdfv June 17, 2021

Panic Settling

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.

"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."

by Don B. Cucumber September 2, 2024

Panic Parlay

When your parlay gets absolutely destroyed off rip, so you fire up a second parlay, daring to bet on teams you didn't even know existed.

Bro, Cavs +3 first quarter fucked my parlay already, had to fire up a panic parlay of Kansas -7.5, Kansas K-State Over135, and Montana -2.5. I swear if the Grizzlies fuck me.

by okcbudlight February 25, 2019

Panic Disorder

Under the tongue root, a fight most dread. While another rages behind in the head.
Robert Graves The White Goddess - Battle of the Trees (32-35)

What does it feel like to be inside the head of somebody who's has a panic disorder? Well you should read an excerpt from the book White goddess. You're literally fighting inside your head with two different emotions. Good and bad. Calm and fear.

by stat1c_m1k_- May 23, 2023

Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.

Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe

by Yoooooolmaooo June 5, 2018