Face Palm

When you are laying on your back while jerking off, but are too lazy to get up, at the same time you dont want to get cum all over yourself, this is what you do. when you are about to cum put your opposite hant over the dick hole and press hard sothe cum doesnt go anywhere besides your hands and all over your dick.

(Person 1) Dude! theres cum all over your body. What the hell happened?
(person 2) What could of I done? I couldnt get up because it felt so good.
(person 1) You dumb ass you should have face palmed that shit

by Snoober11 April 16, 2013

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Palm job

An action or event that invokes a facepalm response.

“Nice palm job you did this morning, how do you live with yourself?”
“Thanks for the palm job, now I feel like less of an idiot.”

by Compatibility Issue March 7, 2018

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Palm Boys

A group of men looking to satisfy there twisted needs by having young men lay there nut sack in the palm of there hands. This type of sickness is usually at tractor pulls, where grown men ride supped up riding lawn mowers to catch the eye of poor young unsuspecting males.

After they ride those mowers, i have to let the Palm Boys , palm my sack

by Little Rahem August 20, 2015

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open palm points

Points earned when touching the private parts of a prozzie (prostitue) or other lady (or ladyboy) of the night - in a public place, such as a bar. Open palm refers to the use of the 'open palm' to avoid physical penetration with the fingers, therefore avoiding danger of desease, or embarrassment from your colleagues.

Points can usually be exchanged for minor goods and services.

Can also apply to open palm contact with plungers

"It was open palm!"
- you just earned 20 open palm points

by wreaal July 12, 2011

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