Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.
I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!
by milqman August 31, 2018
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Toilet Paint

The brown stains from shit on a toilet seat.When someone leaves a feces stain on the toilet seat. This happens when someone misses the toilet.
Ian-I walked in to the stall and there was fresh toilet paint on the seat. So i had to squat to drop a deuce.
by ianryan83 January 14, 2009
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paint gat

Nother name for a paintball gun
aiight he talkin to much shit get the PAINT GAT
by ERRoRER June 02, 2004
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Nazi Paint

Of or referring to anything in the entire world that is not T-Pain. When "not T-Pain" is said fast, it sounds just like "nazi paint". Nazi paint however is more fun and will confuse people around you
"Dude, he's black. maybe he can rap!"

"Naw man, he's nazi paint."
by SAN2NST April 14, 2010
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paint roller

The act of having either anal sex, or vaginal period sex with a girl and then sliding your horizontal cock up and down her face, making sure to give her a good coat of either blood or feces. This can also be done with semen, however the guy must first ejaculate into a paint tray and then dip his dick in before painting his lover.
Aw dude that girl you went home with last night was so gnarly!

It's all good, I gave her such a thick paint roller, I couldn't tell her from my sister!

Bro, what if it WAS your sister?!

Oh well!
by Mr. Period December 26, 2014
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Paint By Numbers

A person, usually female who wears enough make-up to resemble a painting. Due to the specificity of make-up locations, it becomes a paint-by-numbers picture where certain colors go to a certain point.
Dude, did you see Jody's make-up tonight?

Yeah man, she looked like a total paint by numbers
by The professor98 May 20, 2011
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paint a turd pink

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"
by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017
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