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i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-
Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
by cat hotdog June 15, 2021
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Link Posted

where you bamboozle someone into looking at a picture of Link from The Legend of Zelda
“Hey, i just Link Posted that streamer with a video of Link titled ‘Top Ten French People’”
by SomeOtherSanics November 20, 2021
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Netty Potted

When you blow your load in a girls nose. The act of cumming in ones nostril.
Last night my friends girl had a stuffy nose, so he loosened up her sinuses and Netty Potted her. Now she has a sinus infection.
by Philly Cheese Steak 69 November 22, 2021
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Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.
by M-Dummy May 19, 2022
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I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.
This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.
by currydemer July 25, 2022
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9 potted

Getting 9 potted feels like getting raped, but worse.
Jack: Oh my! did you see how he got 9 potted?
Emily: Brutally raped.
by someone u know loll June 6, 2022
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