Poor

Someone without money, something low or bad.

P1: "Hey, do you have some spare change?"
P2:"No, why do you ask?"
P1: "I am poor and I require money for my essential needs."
or
P1: "Hey, did you see that poor score Jeremiah got on his test?"
P2: "Yeah, I feel bad for him."

by Sebz_TheMan April 21, 2022

Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.

So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.

by oneboredguard January 8, 2012

poor slav

A drink made from mixing vodka, water, and lemon juice. The perfect solution for poor folk like myself who are too pussy to drink it straight.

Brotato: Yo I got wasted on poor slav last night.
Abroham Lincoln: 4 score and seven years ago, poor like yourself, I did the same thing.

by The Potatoburger October 24, 2019

Poor people green

Non iPhone users or iPhone users who are out of network.

I texted but his bubble was poor people green.

by Nighthawker5 October 31, 2022

Domain Poor

Adjective: used to describe a person or other entity owning zero to few domain name registrations.

At one time I had registered several dozen domain names, now that I only have one (1) I am feeling domain poor.

by LustyMartin August 10, 2010

Poor Man's Spliff

Lighting and smoking a cigarette with tobacco and one hitter with Cannabis simultaneously. It can also be used as an attempt to mask the weed smell if circumstances require.

I grabbed a Marlboro red and poked my one hitter into the last of my weed to smoke a poor man's spliff.

by Riverrat69 December 11, 2022

Poor

A person who can afford condoms

Son:dad how was i made?
Dad:i Was to poor to prevent you

by Wofneisnckwpsnff August 14, 2019