poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 26, 2023

horse poor

adj. used to describe someone (often a man in a relationship with a horsegirl/woman) who probably makes a decent salary and would be otherwise well off is but broke due to excessive spending on horses (often to appease the horse-crazed wishes of the horsegirl/woman).

source: riley savage (8:13 Shirts That Go Hard Tier List—HIVEMIND UNLIMITED)
his source: no clue he might've made it up on the spot

1: hey man can i borrow $20
2: nah brother i'm broke i just spent $20K on Majestic Prince Beanie Belle Btamble Moonstar 2
1: that better not be another fucking horse dude
2: tf do you think
1: man u could be living good but u horse poor

by WHENTHEBOMBGOES December 30, 2023

poor couture

When poor, trashy people try really hard to dress in what they think is fashionable and cool... But it's hilariously bad, but entertaining.

This guy on "Life After Lockup" wearing the giant sunglasses, scarf, and fingerless gloves is poor couture.

by TrickLuvDaKids January 01, 2024

Poor Man's Spliff

Lighting and smoking a cigarette with tobacco and one hitter with Cannabis simultaneously. It can also be used as an attempt to mask the weed smell if circumstances require.

I grabbed a Marlboro red and poked my one hitter into the last of my weed to smoke a poor man's spliff.

by Riverrat69 December 12, 2022

poor slav

A drink made from mixing vodka, water, and lemon juice. The perfect solution for poor folk like myself who are too pussy to drink it straight.

Brotato: Yo I got wasted on poor slav last night.
Abroham Lincoln: 4 score and seven years ago, poor like yourself, I did the same thing.

by The Potatoburger October 24, 2019

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by I am Emma in the UrBan diction July 03, 2024

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

by Whosit606 November 03, 2022