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keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up
OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant
by Ka-Bloom June 29, 2011
mugGet the keyboard plantmug.

Plant

"He's talking about my wife and kids bro that's my hard line"
Hym "Fuck your wife and your kids. You cock suckers need to remember that you're already halfway across my line and the price us going to be paid by someone other than you. You're going to toss someone else's kid into the furnace so you don't look like a bitch for letting someone talk bad about your kid. You're already a bitch. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. You're not fooling anyone. You're not going to get me to do whatever it is you think needs to be my response in this situation. And the audience need to start working on forcing this fucking industry plant out of the fog."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
mugGet the Plantmug.

Indrustry plant

Triominutes
Triominutes is an indrustry plant
by Genuis afro king who works for September 20, 2023
mugGet the Indrustry plantmug.

Plant Juice

A relatively new type of juice which has seen its origins in Robertson, South Africa. This type of juice is derived from Jelly Fish Semen mixed with many different types of liquids including a small ratio of alcohol. It’s brewers mainly serve it and have always called it plant juice as the semen in its early stages looks like a plant.
The Kelly family went to the sea to find Jellyfish so that they can start brewing plant juice.
by Jellyfish_Juice May 16, 2019
mugGet the Plant Juicemug.

Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!
"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"
by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023
mugGet the Plant Pornmug.

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"
by -____- January 13, 2005
mugGet the shit plantmug.
Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023
mugGet the plant your zucchini in the backyardmug.

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