A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
Get the patch fridaymug. Friday Eve is a tradition founded by Jessi M, it is celebrated by a group of MATURE group of year 11's from a Hornsea tribe. This tribe is called the ALRIGHT CHEIF tribe. They love to celebrate Friday Eve by annoying the scary year 10's that have a mighty skelatron that has been tormenting others for decades. Friday Eve is a special time of the week to spend with friends, people should be more aware of this celebration and should enjoy it.
by Big man jessi m October 1, 2019
Get the Friday Evemug. A term used exclusively by the homosexual community to describe the Friday after a long week of being very gay.
“Wow Julio, after going to Milan and getting buttfucked for five days straight the Friday scaries are starting to set in”
“Damn dude it’s saturday and you still have the Friday scaries leaking out of you”
“Damn dude it’s saturday and you still have the Friday scaries leaking out of you”
by Verygayverybrandon September 27, 2019
Get the friday scariesmug. by Teagan the syrup goblin June 19, 2020
Get the Friday the 13thmug. In reference to a guranteed black out at the foo crib. Foo Friday offers guests the opportunity to become belligerently drunk and make terrible decisions!
by Foogway August 4, 2022
Get the Foo Fridaymug. Joe: "Yo, can you come hang out tonight?"
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."
by opalhat August 22, 2014
Get the Friday momentmug. Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.
by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023
Get the Jack Fridaymug.