off the dick

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.

“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

by chanelish February 11, 2019

Flashing off

A girl showing off her body

That model
Is flashing off with her new tan!

by Shitfuckcc February 18, 2017

off the cob

out of place; weird

Julie? Yeah, I know her. She seems a little off the cob, don't you think?

by Wolfram Bowser November 15, 2012

Chomp Off

v. to abruptly end someone's sentence by talking over them.The action is usually received as an act of hostility.

Originated in Atlanta, Ga.

Person A: "I didn't know that was the rest of the...
Person B:"Just shut the fuck up. You don't know shit, that's your fucking problem. You're a stupid trick."
Person A: ...
Person C: DAMN! chomp off!

-end scene-

by buddahluva February 18, 2011

Banter Off

To insult someone by means of banter.

"I thought you was gonna banter me off there."

banter off

by ricof May 26, 2015

Off The Tizzy

From or off the top or start of any given situation, any.

We just started our bowling game and White Mike got a strike off the tizzy.

Yo dat nigga popped dem shots off the tizzy, not me.

Congress will present Bill#"1040 Fuck the People" off the tizzy tomorrow morning.

by Zoinkfunkledonkerd March 21, 2023

Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.

Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."

by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014