Dirk off

the act of jerking off while watching Dirk Nowitzki play

Seth: Hey did you see Dirk Nowitzki's huge game last night?
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.

by BigJordan December 11, 2011

Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.

Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."

by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014

Socks Off

Child's/Adolescents game originated in Herefordshire, England.

Objective of the game is to remover the socks of your opponent. Light violence is permitted. Last person left with socks on or partially on is the victor.

After spending all afternoon arguing, over who fancied the new girl more, it was decided that a game of socks off would settle the matter.

by Drew.Peacock December 26, 2019

off god

When something's not on god fr, it's off god.

Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah it was a slaughter fr off god.

by Big dicky dick boy August 29, 2022

scratched off

(Verb) To move away from a physical location or situation.

Clyde didn't like the way the conversation was headed, so he scratched off.

by ezwages August 12, 2006

Banter Off

To insult someone by means of banter.

"I thought you was gonna banter me off there."

banter off

by ricof May 26, 2015

chill off

A fucking made-up phrase only Rob uses.

"Your music fucking suck, Rob!"
"Chill off, dude."
"Chill out, not chill off"
"Chill off!"

by fuckpack May 5, 2016