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Noodle Groovin'

When someone on drugs cant stop moving. Dancing without any music in a herky jerky manor. Tweaking, twitching, etc.
This crazy meth head bitch was noodle groovin' so hard in front of walmart that she failed to notice how naked she was
by elsbeth April 22, 2020
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noodle groover

A wacky person, or one who does odd things, usually a high or very high person, most times a tweaker on a 3 to 4 day run without sleep.
why is freddy trying to cook with a plastic bowl on the stove?

Oh.... freddy is a noodle groover.
by silty pimes March 7, 2008
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Love Noodles

The act of forcing a person down on your cock during orgasm so the sperm shoots through the nasal passage and drips out through the nostrils long, white, and noodle-like.
I held that bitch down on my cock when I busted a nut and love noodles shot out her nose!
by pmoneyshotz January 6, 2010
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Noodle Fucker

The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.
Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?

Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?

Brian: Doesn't that burn?

Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.

Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.
by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005
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Noodles-For-Toodles

A children's name for "Ramen" or "Top Ramen". Instead of asking for Ramen or Top Ramen from their parent(s) or grandparent(s), they will say "Noodles-For-Toodles" instead, since it's silly and more fun to say and easier to remember than just plain ol' "Ramen".
"Gramma, can I have some Noodles-For-Toodles?"
by RainbowChan June 17, 2008
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Ballsack Noodle

Type of Japanese noodle made from ballsacks of whales. Tastes very good with Chinese Kung Pao Doggy Stir-fr.
Person 1: Hey, look that chink has some ballsack noodles!
Person 2: Those are really good, you know?
Chink: Ballsack noodle are very high in Vitamin D.
by Herro My Name Is Dumpling March 19, 2011
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Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.
PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."
by sinistar462 September 30, 2011
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