by Mucho_mango_bruh May 5, 2021
Get the Cookie flakesmug. Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.
by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020
Get the frosted flakesmug. A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023
Get the Bran flakemug. After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff
by Margo009 January 24, 2021
Get the f*** flakemug. Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020
Get the Frosted Flakesmug. When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021
Get the Brian the Flakemug. A person who plans to do something or promises to hang out but never comes through. Often times they will lag for hours or make an excuse why they couldn't show up, but it’s really cap.
“wow niyamae really said she would bring me a Mcflurry but she flaked on me”
“Smh niya said she would be at the jaccuzi but shes a flake”
“Smh niya said she would be at the jaccuzi but shes a flake”
by RandySavage!8 April 4, 2024
Get the Flakemug.