Thank

Thank is a swear commonly used in schools, business and even at home. Usually the word that goes after thank is you.
This is the ONLY swear that you can ever say in the public without getting scolded.

Thank you for ripping my homework.

by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy March 6, 2023

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.

By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.

Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.

My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

thAnk yOu

Saying thank you sarcastically because you're too much of a cunt too say thank you properly.

Kathryn: "Your hair looks nice"
Kelly: "thAnk yOu"

by 1234howmanypeopleareinmystore February 27, 2019

Thank you, ten

Actors in theatre say “thank you 15, thank you 10, thank you 5, thank you places”, etc. when the stage manager calls them for a show day. The numbers are how long they have until they need to be behind the curtain/ready and in the wings to preform.

STAGE MANAGER: Ten minutes until places!

ACTORS: Thank you, ten!

by HaixerSucks May 21, 2023

Thank you, very cool

When used with a screenname, a good way to point out a probable troll. Especially useful in a long comment war, when you can see that people are taking things way more seriously than they were probably intended.

Thank you, Cirke, very cool

Thank you, MasterBaiter, very cool

Thank you, NotAFed, very cool

Thank you, very cool, YoMamma

by RecoveringKaren June 20, 2023

Thanks Mike

When you friend dies and screws you over, leaving you holding the bag.

“Thanks Mike, appreciate cha” Meghan says to Ricky.

by MamaNasty April 5, 2023

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois

Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023