by skin the cat January 2, 2012
Get the moose the goose mug.A dirty moose, is normally a guy called Richard, who loves to sit his rear end on a unicorn horn, whilst an alpaca is urinating on his face like a fountain.
by madferret2584 May 16, 2020
Get the Dirty moose mug.The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020
Get the The scrooched moose mug.Hits swamp donkeys in mlb the show. Refers to current second basemen for the Cincinnati Reds, Michael Moustakas. Meme created by @razziktv on tiktok
by gaberod101308 February 3, 2023
Get the Daddy Moose mug.when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say "moose ears" and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers
by don mote July 31, 2007
Get the moose ears mug.an insult made to let you know that you are a silly billy (person) - only just starting to be used... made up by head moose bex - part ownership moose soph
by shortycabc June 28, 2009
Get the MOOSE HEAD mug.Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.
Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.
Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.
-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."
by nemmo June 27, 2006
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