Monja

Monja, a extremely hilarious and asian as fuck lady who's the best acquaintance you'll ever meet

Mono: man Monja that was pretty funny

Flare: she's gay

Mono: and asian

by MVMONO October 3, 2017

monkay

a man to man blowjob

Dude did Frank really give Billy a monkay the other day?

by fenderbabiee June 21, 2005

happy monday

An Adjective Meaning very Happy and Giddy.

Yesterday, I was so Happy monday, I had to scream!

by Adams August 28, 2003

black monday

The day when clients gets crazy trying to buy stuff online and workers get crazy trying to keep the servers up.

- Aren't you excited about black monday?
- Not at all, I always have to work 20 hours that frickin day!

by derickgt December 26, 2007

black monday

The first Monday after the 4th of July weekend. Called this because by this time people have to start going back to work so there's no more fireworks being lit off, so the smoke clears and everything is seemingly "blacker."

guy waking up:AHMAHGAD what happened to the side of the house!
wife:oh honey it's just black monday
guy waking up:oh ok, where's breakfast?

by dmoney52806 July 6, 2008

monaya

monaya is the most gorgeous and loveable person ever.
it means “my wish” in arabic, and because i only ever had one wish in life, which is to be surrounded by the realest, i got her.
monaya is also fat <3

hey look! monaya is putting a stick up her ass!

by miasharp1837 February 7, 2021

hoes mad monday

all the hoes are mad today.

it’s monday hoes are mad.

it’s hoes mad monday

by h.o.e.s.m.a.d September 2, 2019