land monster

A girl that is all hot shit in high school... then goes to college and drinks and gets fat, gets disgusting looking and then still acts like she's hot shit. She then tries to hit on all the hot dudes, even though they want nothing to do with her.

"Hey Man did you see all those land monsters at that frat party?"

by Jason Jensen August 28, 2005

monster miata

A Mazda Miata with a 5.0 liter Ford V8.

The Monster Miata was the Shelby Cobra of the 1990's. The Monsters died out, even though they still make Miatas. Now there are Solstice & Sky V8s out there. Watch out 'Vettes and Vipers!

I miss the Pinto & Vega V8s of the 70's.

by Archie Turbo June 11, 2006

Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 25, 2004

googa monster

An extremely unattractive girl or woman that almost all men sleep with at some point when they really need to get laid or have been drinking heavily. Also see goblin

I'm bringing the googa monster over to the house so I can put it on her

by Matt damen December 6, 2006

Rap Monster

NOT dance monster guys, it’s rap monster, not dance monster.

“is that dance monster from BTS?”
“nO that’s rap monster. not dance monster.”

by bea :^) June 7, 2020

Monster Energy Drinks

An energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. Basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.

12 Year Old: Yo, lets get a monster

12 Year Old 2: Totally, We will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!

Kids at park: OMG THEY HAVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!! LETS CROWD THEM AND ASK FOR AIR SIPS!!

by Magneticturkey April 30, 2010