A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.
by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018

A girl or woman who is short like between 4'8-5'1. She isn't perfect well nobody is but she's very pretty. She gets all the boys attention.
by HisFav💘 October 16, 2016

"Did you know that she was a mole?"
"Yeah she totally likes that guy and he's 30 years older than her."
"Yeah she totally likes that guy and he's 30 years older than her."
by Ninjah Pineapple January 12, 2011

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
by BigLud October 20, 2019
